i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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