Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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