And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
