You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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