are you still at the devil's house?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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