why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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