I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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