He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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