everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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