so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Duck Duck Cougar?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
