oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.