I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm in love with you.
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here