sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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