i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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