I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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