Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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