I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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