I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
