i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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