have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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