i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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