One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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