he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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