i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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