WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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