I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
