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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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