You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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