Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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