bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
