dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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