dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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