I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the day after is always just damage control
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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