member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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