The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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