Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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