Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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