I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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