love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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