So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
is it fun? or sober?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
