doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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