I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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