That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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