when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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