I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
