everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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