she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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