Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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