she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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