Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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