dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
tell me about the eggs
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