ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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