Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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