Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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