I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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