its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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