all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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